Thursday, November 13, 2008

Dear Single Ladies

Apparently I will be great husband material.
In a company wide email sent out by our HR/Receptionist on her last day please see below.

From: GDM
Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2008 1:43 PM
To: Support Center
Subject: Not a Farewell but a "See you Later"

Hey everyone,

This is not a goodbye, but only a “See You Later”. I just wanted to tell all of you that it was great to work with you and get to know you as individuals. In the path of life, people come and go; I will remember this group for a long time. J

Ted and Martin (Bonito) thanks for all your IT assistance in HR and for being there for all our HR needs.

Will . . . thanks for the lunch and Starbuck runs . . . someday you will make a great husband, like Ted. Luhuana, you are an awesome payroll person! Tim, please help Luhuana. . . .

Diana, thanks for making me such delicious expresso coffees. You can now apply for that Barista job you wanted part time for the holidays. . . . sorry, but Tim will probably not be able to help you file anymore.

Colleen thanks for the opportunity, your knowledge and for being a damn good boss! Tim, help Colleen too!

1 comment:

garbage goat said...

I liked the director's cut:

"Will . . . thanks for the lunch and Starbuck runs . . . someday you will make a great husband...but until then you make a fine booty call"